xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read



111,047 plays
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
uss-sasserprise:

webothsoldit:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Is this a Cats rehearsal?

uss-sasserprise:

webothsoldit:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Is this a Cats rehearsal?


theduchess-ofhell:

therangerofthenorth:

bigdickalecki:

remember in that one episode where the girl was like “sam you have to go on a date with me if you don’t make all bulls eyes on those darts” and sam was just like

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BAM BOOM POW

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and then like

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#Sam would have probably managed to lick his elbow if it meant he didn’t have to go on a date with her

This type of Sam is my favorite Sam.